I'm having trouble with the whole thinking portion of my life these days. It feels a lot like everything is just about being pregnant and preparing for this human. But I want to keep my blog rolling, so I'm turning to you kids out there in readersville for suggestions and inspiration.
What would you like to hear about? What can I do to amuse you? Do you have any pressing questions for me?
Leemee a comment and let me blow your minds.
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Who Designed These Packages??
Yesterday we met our back up doctor, Dr. Chin. He is lovely. He clearly believes in home births and seems to have a good relationship with our midwife. And we hope to never see him again.
Dr. Chin did an ultrasound (likely the last we will have) to do some official doctory-type checking. Turns out our little bundle of joy isn't so little. S/he's measuring a week ahead of schedule. Given that Kurt and I are fairly small people, we're not sure what business Krumholtz has becoming a giant. Very inconsiderate...
We also received this adorable onesie yesterday from our good friend Andrew:
Cute, right? Never mind that it's fleece and we live in southern California and it will be August when the baby will fit into it. I registered for it because it's damned cute. So, whatever.
Anyway, here is a picture of the box it came in:
The box is over three feet long and 10 inches wide. The onesie is sized for a 15 pound person. In case you're having trouble visualizing the odd size discrepancy, here's a picture of how it looked when we opened the box:
The brown thing next to the onesie is the "padding", included, I presume, to prevent the fleece onesie from... breaking. The giant, protruding purple orb is my belly.
The same day I learn that Krumholtz's design is larger than his packaging, I receive a large package whose contents are far too small for it.
The universe mocks me. And so does Amazon.
Dr. Chin did an ultrasound (likely the last we will have) to do some official doctory-type checking. Turns out our little bundle of joy isn't so little. S/he's measuring a week ahead of schedule. Given that Kurt and I are fairly small people, we're not sure what business Krumholtz has becoming a giant. Very inconsiderate...
We also received this adorable onesie yesterday from our good friend Andrew:
Cute, right? Never mind that it's fleece and we live in southern California and it will be August when the baby will fit into it. I registered for it because it's damned cute. So, whatever.
Anyway, here is a picture of the box it came in:
The box is over three feet long and 10 inches wide. The onesie is sized for a 15 pound person. In case you're having trouble visualizing the odd size discrepancy, here's a picture of how it looked when we opened the box:
The brown thing next to the onesie is the "padding", included, I presume, to prevent the fleece onesie from... breaking. The giant, protruding purple orb is my belly.
The same day I learn that Krumholtz's design is larger than his packaging, I receive a large package whose contents are far too small for it.
The universe mocks me. And so does Amazon.
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