September 12th: Awoke with bad knot in back, pain in neck and unable to move head.
September 15th: Knot still there. Shoulder begins to feel fatigued and achy.
September 16th: Knot still there. Unable to rest shoulder comfortably.
September 18th: Knot still there. Thumb and forefinger of Right hand begin to tingle and go numb.
October 1st: Knot still there. Epidural Steroid shot to C5 nerve.
October 7th: Knot still there. Fingers still tingling. Steroid shot ineffective. Lower back pain returned.
October 13th: Knot still there. Fingers still tingling. Rear-ended by a Semi. Muscles in back and hips seize.
October 18th: Knot still there. Fingers still tingling. Admitted into Emergency Room at Kaiser for Kidney Stones.
October 23rd: Knot still there. Fingers still tingling. Checking sky for falling anvils.
This is where I spout my brilliance.
