When I returned to my car I found this on the windshield:
Chalk it up to exhaustion. I NEVER take more than one spot. I'm always really careful about it. What kind of idiot city uses one set of brackets for two parking spots?
I'm wondering what the ellipses is for. "Don't do it again...." or what? He's going to kill me? And why the extra "dot". Were three dots not enough? Was the extra dot meant to indicate how serious he was? As if the loogie wasn't indication enough. "I'm so mad I'm going to put my bodily fluids on your stuff!"
Anyway, the joke's on him. My car broke down and I have to get a new one, so even if I DO take two spots again (....) HE'LL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME!!!!!
Who's the douche now? .... (him).